Welcome! Take off your shoes, belch, fart, and relax!

This "Nifty Network for Nice Niche Marketers" is an utterly megalomaniacal place where no people in their right mind would want to hang out... which indeed they don't. However, some weird method can be discerned in the madness - although totally bonkers, your host Jaap Verduijn is far from a fool. Crazy as a coot and autistic as an axolotl, but luckily a lot smarter and funnier than both!

The picture shows him in his favorite disguise as a Kuwaiti oil sheikh: "If you dress up and behave like the richest people in the world, you will soon be one of them. That is the Law of Attraction. As a fine fringe benefit the tea towel also keeps Jehovah's Witnesses at bay, and guarantees your very own row of seats on most international and all domestic flights!" Well, that's what the man says anyway...

Finding your way around this Nifty Network for Nice Niche Marketers. It's not difficult.

Navigating this Network is pretty easy. Wherever you are on the site, the "Home" link in the Top Menu and the "Home Sweet Home" link in the Main Menu always take you back to this start page. If you bear that in mind you can never really get lost.

The above mentioned Top Menu links to several popular "umbrella areas" of the site, and to our Contact page which you can use if you need to approach our webmasters directly and/or privately.

The Main Menu in the left hand column not only offers you many more options than the top menu does, but they're also more detailed.

Underneath the Main Menu you'll find the User Menu... but only if you are a registered and logged-in member of this Network. It offers options and areas of access that are not available to the casual visitor. After all, there must be some difference (wide and wicked grin)!